Rasputin

There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong
In his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him
With terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the bible like a preacher
Full of ecstasy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire
Ra-ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra-ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
He ruled the Russian land
And never mind the czar
But the kasachok he danced
Really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he
Was the man to please
But he was real great when
He had a girl to squeeze
For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
Though she'd heard the things he'd done
She believed he was a hole healer
Who would heal her son
Ra-ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra-ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
This man's just got to go declared his enemies
But the ladies begged don't
You try to do it please
No doubt this Rasputin had
Lots of hidden charms
Though he was a brute they just
Fell into his arms
Then one night some men of higher standing
Set a trap they're not to blame
Come to visit us they kept demanding
And he really came
Ra-ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
They put some poison into his wine
Ra-ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
He drank it all and he said I feel fine
Ra-ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
They didn't quit they wanted his head
Ra-ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
And so they shot him till he was dead